Do you need a computer for cheap?

Someone left a computer on garbage. Well, now I have five of them. Let me know, if you want one.

If they knock again, I'll kill someone

I am on duty this weekend. That means I am not working, but I am working. Nobody pays my hours, but everybody bothers me with stupid requests all the day.

I can't take shower, because they may call me. Why they knock the door, when I watch porno?